It's all in the name

There was a funeral home/crematory right across the street from my favorite Sonic. It opened about 6 months ago and for 6 months I have intended to take a picture of the sign. I am the only person on earth who has a Blackberry without a camera in it. I couldn't remember to throw my camera in my purse. Well, anyway, this place never had any customers that I could tell, they had an elegant display of urns in the front of the window which you could see from the street and would house your beloved deceased tastefully on your mantle. This place recently went out of business. I am sure they provided loving services to the bereaved but I just don't think I could have turned the remains of a beloved to the BURNS-SHORT CREMATORY. What were they thinking when they named this place. They still have a website in case you were thinking I lost my mind and made it up. Google it.